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“We Have to Go Spend Money to Keep From Going Bankrupt”

                                                               Joe Biden: 

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" Let's say that if there is an afterlife, and I have anything to say about it, I will unreservedly choose to go to hell."

                                                               Saul Alinsky
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" To beat your enemies, who first have to seduce your allies."

                                                                      Saul Alinsky

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"Prudence is a virtue which is proper to the prince."

                                                                Aristotle
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"Those who are pious should pray; those who are wise should teach; those who are prudent should govern."

                                                                St. Thomas Aquinas
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"Here's my idea of our relations with Russia, we're going to win, and they're going to lose."

                                                                Ronald Reagan
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"It has long been a grave question, whether any government, not too strong for the liberties of its people, can be strong enough to maintain its existence in great emergencies".

                                                                Abraham Lincoln
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"I would hope that a wise Latina woman with the richness of her experience would more often than not reach a better conclusion than a white male who hasn't lived that life."

                                                                Judge Sonia Sotomayor, nominee for the Supreme                                                                     Court (05/09), and a member of the National Council                                                                 of La Raza 
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“Never let a crisis go to waste”                    Rahm Emanuel

“In my country, in my family … I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anybody out there, but that's how I was raised and that's how I think it should be – between a man and a woman.”   

                                         Carrie Prejean – an openly Christian Miss California.

 "The worst thing you can ever do is be scared in the face of evil,"                                                                                       Dr. Orly Taitz

“Weakness is provocative”                                         

                                                                 Donald Rumsfeld

“when bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.”                                                                                                                      Edmond Burke

 

"For God's sake, please stop the aid!"

                                                                 James Shikwati, Kenyan economist

 

On just war theory:  "Among true worshippers of God those wars are looked on as peacemaking which are waged neither from aggrandizement nor cruelty but with the object of securing peace, of repressing evil and supporting the good."

                                                            St. Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologiae, II, IIae, 40.1

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"Suppose you were an idiot.  And suppose you were a member of Congress.  But I repeat myself."

                                                                 Mark Twain

 

"--the crisis of the Western world exists to the degree in which it is indifferent to God"

                                                                 Whittaker Chambers

 

"The West is born of Christianity, and the crisis of the West is that it isn't Christian anymore"

                                                                 Cardinal Aaron Lustiger

 

"Nuts"

                                                                 General Anthony McAuliffe

 

"The facts of life are Tory"

                                                                  Lady Marguerite Thatcher

 

Anti-Americanism, recently, more closely resembles "attacks of Tourette's Syndrome than rational criticism."

                                                                  Andrew Roberts, English Historian

 

The New York Times "used to be the paper with all the news fit to put in the bottom of your dog kennel.   Now, when their owners leave, the dogs are calling up and canceling their subscriptions.   It's a dying asset."

                                                                   Roger Ailes

 

“The way to stop discrimination on the basis of race is to stop discriminating on the basis of race,”

                                                                   Chief Justice John Roberts

 

"We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender."

                                                                    Winston Churchill

 

"The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it, and if one finds the prospect of a long war intolerable, it is natural to disbelieve the possibility of victory.  The chief activity among left-wing writers is a rather pettifogging criticism which turns into a kind of dismay when England wins a victory, because this always falsifies their predictions." 

                                                                     George Orwell 

 

"Show me a person who urges 'non-judgmentalism' and I will show you a liar and a hypocrite"

                                                                      Myself

 

"Statesmen may plan and speculate for liberty, but it is Religion and Morality alone which can establish the principles upon which freedom can securely stand.  A patriot must be a religious man."

                                                                       John Adams, 1775

 

"The God who gave us life gave us liberty at the same time; the hand of force may destroy, but cannot disjoin them".

                                                                       Thomas Jefferson

 

"Let us begin by setting aside all the facts, because they do not affect the question".

                                                                        Jean Jacques Rousseau

 

"Human beings live in the veiled presence of their Creator"

                                                                        John Polkinghorne

 

"The power to tax involves the power to destroy"

                                                                        Chief Justice John Marshall

 

"If it's not raining, it don't leak.  If it's raining, you can't fix it.  Relax"                           

                                                                        J.C Green, local rancher and philosopher,                                                                                     Jefferson Colorado.

                                                                        On small talk about roofs. 

 

"If you cannot be a shining example to your children, then be a terrible warning to them"     

                                                                        Anne Muggeridge

 

"Pictures are for entertainment; messages should be delivered by Western Union"         

                                                                         Sam Goldwyn

 

"Yesterday, December 7, 1941, --- a date which will live in infamy--- the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan...  With confidence in our armed forces, with the un-bounding determination of our people, we will gain the inevitable triumph, so help us God!

                                                                          Franklin Delano Roosevelt

 

"Fatuous drivel has consequences"                                   

                                                                           Richard Weaver

 

"The basic problem that the French have is that they believe in nothing"     

                                                                           Myself

 

"Once men believe in nothing, they will believe in anything"    

                                                                           G.K. Chesterton

 

"Who would have thought that the whole Islamic world would be praying for the recovery of Ariel Sharon"

                                                                           Pakistani President General Pervez Musharraf

 

"A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you're talking real money" 

                                                                            Everett Dirksen, R-IL

 

"You go to war with the army you've got"                      

                                                                            Donald Rumsfeld

 

"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.  Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote"

                                                                             Benjamin Franklin  

 

 "If the personal freedoms guaranteed by the Constitution inhibit the government's ability to govern the people, we should look to limit those guarantees"                                                

                                                                             OJ Billyboy

 

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky"

                                                                             OJ Billyboy

 

"I actually voted for the $87 million before I voted against it"

                                                                             Senator John Francois Kerry, the French                                                                                    looking guy, 2004 pretender to the office                                                                                  des le roi des Etats Unis, who also served in                                                                                Vietnam.

 

"When I was young and irresponsible, I was young and irresponsible"         

                                                                              George W. Bush

 

"There should be a real Liberal party in this country, and I don't mean a crackpot professional one."

                                                                              Harry Truman

 

"If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen" 

                                                                               Harry Truman

 

"The free peoples of the world look to us for support in maintaining their freedoms.  If we falter--we may endanger the peace of the world." 

                                                                                Harry Truman

 

"All politics is local”          

                                Ronald Reagan's friend Tip O'Neil

 

"Nice guys finish last"                                                   

                                                                                 Leo Durocher

 

"As an unintended consequence, nice people cause wars"              

                                                                                 Myself

 

"The business of America is business"

                                                                                 Calvin Coolidge

 

"The UN Secretariat building in New York has 38 stories.  If it lost 10 stories, it wouldn't make a bit of difference".

                                                                                 American diplomat John Bolton

"I don't do carrots"                              

                                                                                 American diplomat John Bolton

 

"I am not one of Fidel Castro's favorite people"            

                                                                                  Vaclav Havel 

 

"Could George W. Bush be right?  Perhaps.             

                                                                               Claus Christian Malzahn, Der Spiegel  01/05

 

"Nationalism trumps ideology every time"                   

                                                                                   Myself

 

"I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character"          

                                                                    Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. 1963         

                                            Notice that in 1963, on the Left, "Judgmentalism"                                               still   had an advocate-  JES

 

"a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma, but there is a key and that key is Soviet national interest"

                                                                                    Winston Churchill 1939     

                

"We shall stand athwart history, yelling 'Stop'!"         

                                                                     Bill Buckley launching National Review in 1955

 

"No one ever won a war by dying for their country.  They won by making the other son-of-a-bitch die for his."

                                                                                      General George Patton

 

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."                  

                                                                                       Yogi Berra

 

"The future is inevitable and precise, but it may not occur.  God lurks in the gaps."       

                                                                                        Jorge Luis Borges

 

 

"We would be better off with only six million people, with our own people who support the liberation struggle."

                                                                       Didymus Mutasa, Chief- Secret Police, Zimbabwe

 

"Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall "                                  

                                                                                          Ronald Reagan

 

"The true Church is not a democracy, which is why democracies need the Church more than ever."                     

                                                                                           Myself

 

"I'm an Indian and I'm damn proud of it."

                                                                         Ira Hayes, Pima Indian and U.S. Marine

 

“Appeasers believe that if you keep on throwing steaks to a tiger, the tiger will become a vegetarian.”                

                                                                                            Heywood Brown

 

"You can observe a lot just by watching."                   

                                                                                             Yogi Berra

 

Haiti's only hope is a benevolent dictator.  Actually, the French have a moral obligation to re-colonize the place. 

                                                                                              Myself

 

"It is good that war is so horrible, or we might grow to like it."

                                                                                              General Robert E. Lee

 

"Martha Stewart discovered that it is possible to go to jail for obstructing the investigation of a crime that didn't happen.  Her real mistake was perceived disrespect for a US Attorney's Office."  

                                                                                               Myself

"It is not that liberals are stupid; it's just that they know so much that isn't true".                                                      

                                                                                                Ronald Reagan

 

"Trust, but verify                                                                                   

                                                                                                Ronald Reagan

 

"Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely"       

                                                                                                 Lord Acton.

 
"Democratic society is the first in history to blame itself because another power is trying to destroy it"                    

                                                                                                 Jean Francois Revel

 

"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom."         

                                                                                             Benjamin Franklin,  April 18, 1787.

 

"No power over the freedom of religion is delegated to the United States by the Constitution."      

                                                                                              Thomas Jefferson, 1798
 

"No plan survives first contact with an enemy"          

                                                                          Prussian field marshal Helmuth von Moltke

 

   































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